A young man, walks into a bar and has a seat.
From the back of the bar he hears the most annoying, high pitched, women’s voice say, ” we have a customer asshole, get your ugly ass out there and wait on him.”
An old, broken down man, emerges for the back and still he hears,”why did I marry your stupid ass, I could of done better, I could of done better.”
The old man says ” can I help you?”
The young guy says ” I thought my wife was a bitch! I’ll have a beer.”
The old man says ” you don’t know the half of it. That’s not my wife, she died three years ago. That’s the parrot!”