An Irishman goes into a pub and orders three whiskeys.
After he has put them on the bar, the barman says to him “That’s not like you, Paddy, you’re normally a Guinness man!”
Paddy replies, “Well you see, I’ve just had my first ever blowjob!”Great!” says the barman,
“Have another one on the house!”
To which Paddy replies, “No thanks, if three of them don’t work, a fourth one won’t get rid of the taste either!”