Army recruitment – Someone else’s country needs you!
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S.
Upon being called for an interview the recruiting Sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the Special Air Services they must agree without hesitation to carry out any order whatever it may be, no questions just do it.
All agreed with no problem anything at all.
Right, say’s the Sarge to the Englishman here’s a gun go into the room next door and shoot the first person you see.
Off he goes 2 mins later he’s back “Sarge I can’t do it, it’s my wife for chrissakes”
“No good to us get out.” Says the Sergeant.
Next in goes Jock the Scotsman 2 mins later he comes back out and puts the gun on the table ” I cannae do it, it’s my wee hen I willnae shoot my wife”
Sarge says, “No good to us get out.”
Sarge gives the gun to the Irishman and sends him into the room.
The next thing “Bang Bang” followed by shouting and screaming, then silence.
Next thing out comes the Irishman hair all tossed, face bleeding waving the gun madly about. “Some ##### idiot loaded that ##### gun with blanks, I had to break her ##### neck”