The doggies had a meeting,
they came from near and far,
some of them by aeroplane
and some by motor car.
As all the doggies entered
and signed the visitor’s book
Each doggie took it’s arsehole off
and hung it on a hook.
As the doggies gathered
All pure breeds, dames and sire.
Some dirty rotten bastard
came in and shouted fire.
The doggies where in a panic
they had no time to look.
They grabbed the nearest arsehole
off the nearest hook.
And that is why you’ll see today,
A dog will leave a bone
to sniff another’s arsehole
to see if it’s their own.