He boxed as Kid Candle. One blow and he was out.
He fought under the name Kid Cousteau, because he took so many dives.
He boxed as Kid Picasso, because he spent so much time on the canvas.
Who was the last person to box Joe Louis? The undertaker.
You can download the Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet. It doesn’t take much memory – just two bytes.
On a boxer’s gravestone: You can stop counting. I’m not getting up.