Blonde Logic
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one says to the other, “Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?”
The other blonde turns and says, “The moon, obviously. I mean, can you SEE Florida?”
Car Trouble
A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died.
After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, “What’s the story?”
He replies, “Just crap in the carburetor”
She asks, “How often do I have to do that?”