Interesting facts about the planet Uranus

-No one wants to explore Uranus.

-Due to its poisonous gases, no man can survive anywhere near Uranus.

-Scientists have discovered a ring of debris around Uranus!

-The world will end if Uranus blows.

-Who do you think will be the first man to colonize Uranus?

-Astronaut John Thomas Peckerman has vowed to penetrate the mysteries of Uranus.

-Time and history will never forget the first man on Uranus.

-NASA is thinking of strapping a couple of rockets to a white dwarf and smashing it into Uranus.

-The best way to study Uranus is without a telescope.

-The ancient Greeks liked Uranus and it seems to be the butt of jokes.

-Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

-Every night I look at the sky I wonder how someone can penetrate Uranus.

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