-Thanks to scientist, Ben Dover for his discovery, we can all look up at URANUS now.
-URANUS is four times the size of Earth, larger than originally believed.
-Scientists had originally thought URANUS was 1.7 billion miles from Earth. This is wrong. It’s closer that you think!
-There are no incidents of moons associated with URANUS. PHEW!!! That was a close one.
-Do you know what happens when you ride a bicycle on a different planet? I was hoping you’d know because I saw some skid marks around URANUS.
-When earth’s rotation causes us to face URANUS, I can only hope I’m upwind.
-What are those rings around URANUS?
-News Flash: The massive black hole located dead center of URANUS seems to be pulling the two moons right in.
-Don’t look now, but there are rings around URANUS.
-The top religious and scientific figures are debating whether URANUS is holy or not.
-URANUS makes earth seem small.
-URANUS and it’s moons are always visible to the naked eye.
-This morning, NASA released a news statement saying there will never be a mission to URANUS. It is far to dangerous, due in part, to the crushing gravity of the black hole located in the heart of it and it’s crappy terrain.
-New scientific studies reveal that there are not five moons on URANUS, but only two, very large moons.
-Although URANUS is very far from earth, due to its large size there is no surprise it took man so little time to find it.
-When I go to see URANUS, will it be bright? Remind me to bring my blinders anyway.