Murphy comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon.
Mary is laying naked on the bed
Murphy “Mary what you doing, lying there naked on the bed”?
Mary “Murph, I have nothing to wear”.
Murphy “What you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses”.
Murphy opens the closet door.
Murphy “See, here’s one dress, two dress, three dress “Hello Seamus”, four dress, five dress”.