“Nice legs. When do they open?”
“Nice mouth. When does it shut?”
“How did you get to be so beautiful?”
“I must have been given your share.”
“Haven’t I seen you some place before?”
“Yes, that’s why I don’t go there any more.”
“What do I have to give you to be able to kiss you?”
“Chloroform.”
“I know how to please a woman.”
“Good. Then please leave me alone.”
“I wish they’d turn the lights down.”
“So do I. I can still see you.”
“Whisper those three little words that would make my night.”
“Go to hell.”
“So what’s your sign?”
“No Entry.”
“Your place or mine?”
“Both. You go to yours, I’ll go to mine.”
“May I have the last dance?”
“You’ve just had it.”