sees a woman in the shadows.
“Twenty dollars”, she whispers.
Shlomo had never been with a hooker before, but what the heck, its only twenty bucks, so they hide in the bushes. They’re in there for only a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them. It’s a police officer.
“What going on here?”, asks the officer.
“I making love to my wife!”, Shlomo answers, sounding annoyed.
“Oh, I’m sorry”, says the cop, “I didn’t know.”
Shlomo says, “Well, neither did I, until you shined that light in her face.”