So a big biker walks into the bar looking for a fight and sees this guy sitting at the bar with a freshly opened bottle in front of him. So the biker walks up and in 2 gulps downs the entire bottle, looks at the guy, and says “I just drank your drink, what are you gonna do about it?”
At this time the guy just breaks down sobbing. The biker looks at him with disgust and says “I hate seeing grown men cry, what’s your problem?” The man responds “On my way to my car this morning I got mugged, so I was running late to work. As I walked in my manager pulled me aside and told me I was fired. I went back out to my car to find that it was gone, stolen, and I my insurance doesn’t cover theft. When I finally got home I found my wife in bed with my best friend. I decided it wasn’t worth it anymore so I bought that beer and put a poison pill in it so I could end all the pain, but then you came and drank the entire bottle before I even got to try it. But enough about me, how is your day going?”