“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.”
– “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
– “Whew! Guess I left the top off the Wite-Out. You probably got here just in time!”
– “I wasn’t sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm.”
– “I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.”
– “I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?”
– “Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem.”
– “The coffee machine is broken.”
– “Someone must’ve put decaf in the wrong pot.”