#10: Doctor: “Oops, there goes my watch again…”
#9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the University of Phoenix.
#8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor’s finger.
#7: Nurse: “I can’t find the lube anywhere, doctor…I think we’re out.”
#6: Doctor: “Hmmm, I’ve never seen anything like that before.”
#5: The doctor decides it would be funny to check your rectal acoustics
and finds them surprisingly resonant. (Hello…Hello…Hello…Hello)
#4: Doctor: “Hey Johnson, come here and feel this guy’s prostate…It’s
the size of a grapefruit!”
#3: The doctor tries to sell you cosmetic enhancements: electrolysis, anal
bleaching, laser hemorrhoid removal, etc.
#2: The doctor insists on not wearing rubber gloves because they ruin
the intimacy.
And the #1 sign your prostate exam is not going well:
Your doctor performs the final part of the exam with both hands firmly
placed on your shoulders.