Two Jews walk by a church and

notice a sign:

‘Convert Now – Receive the truth of Christ and $2,000’.

One of them says to the other, “$2,000 is a lot of money. Let me go in and see what they have to say. I’ll be back in a few minutes.”

Two hours later he comes out. “Well?”, his friend asks, “Did they give you the $2,000?”

The guy replies, “You Jews, all you think about is money.”

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