Signs it’s your last day at work
You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?” you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail. As a woman comes into the […]
Continue readingSigns That You Are Broke
American Express calls and says, “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a restaurant. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You’ve rolled so […]
Continue readingRules for hunting lawyers
Washington state attorney season and bag limits 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of […]
Continue readingWORDS OF WIT AND WISDOM
In just two days tomorrow will be yesterday. But I never saw either on the calendar Always wanted to be a procrastinator, but never got around to it. My friend has kleptomania, but when it […]
Continue readingBlonde on a plane
A Blonde is sitting in First Class on an Airplane. The Stewardess tells her” I’m sorry but you have a Coach ticket, you will have to move. The Blonde says ” I’m blonde, I’m beautiful […]
Continue readingCop on a Motorcycle
A motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being […]
Continue reading21 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap […]
Continue reading25 Signs that Your Getting OLD
I received this today 1. You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re dead. 2. Your back goes out more than you do. 3. You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks […]
Continue readingThe Power of Suggestion
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. “And just how […]
Continue readingA “Blonde” story to end all blonde stories
Last summer, down on Lake Isabella, located in the high desert, an hour east of Bakersfield, California, a blonde (of course!!), new to boating was having a problem. No matter how hard she tried, she […]
Continue readingNew golf shoes
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, […]
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