Cruise ship
A cruise ship is sailing in the Caribbean.. The cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man with an eyepatch running around and waving his arms wildly. “Captain,” […]
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A large earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hit the Middle East . Two million Muslims died and over a million were injured. Iraq , Iran and Syria were totally ruined […]
Continue readingHe was a good dog
He was a good dog. He was a smart, very good boy. Who was a good dog? Who’s a handsome, good boy? Was it you? Yes it was… ——Dog obituary
Continue readingTime for an appointment with the gynecologist
earlier in the week. Early that morning, I received a call from the doctor’s office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone […]
Continue readingTwo Med Students and The old Man
Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly. One student said to his friend: “I’m sure that […]
Continue readingMarcus & Yacov
Marcus and Yacov, two Hasidic Jews, went to Pincus the tailor for new suits. “Pincus,” Yacov said, “the last time we came to you for new suits, we told you we wanted black suits. The […]
Continue readingA man was sitting on the edge of the bed
watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’d like to have for her birthday. ‘I’d like to be eight again’, she […]
Continue readingIn the court room
Q: “Officer — did you see my client fleeing the scene?” A: “No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away.” Q: “Officer — who provided […]
Continue readingOld lady Marge had a plumbing problem
The plumber spent almost an hour on the repair. When Marge saw the bill for $175 she said Wait! This can’t be right. This is about twice as much as my Doctor charges for a […]
Continue readingA beautiful mid-twenties blonde
, trained by her dad to do handy-man work, needed to make a few extra bucks. She put on her hip belt full of tools and rushed to the wealthiest of neighborhoods and knocked on […]
Continue readingBoxing
He boxed as Kid Candle. One blow and he was out. He fought under the name Kid Cousteau, because he took so many dives. He boxed as Kid Picasso, because he spent so much time […]
Continue readingSpecialty Doctor
A dentist, doing his first extraction on a patient, was understandably nervous. When he got the molar out, his hand shook, he lost his grip on the instrument, and the tooth dropped down into the […]
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