Top 10 Signs Your Prostate Exam is Not Going Well
#10: Doctor: “Oops, there goes my watch again…” #9: You look on the wall to find your doctor got his MD from the University of Phoenix. #8: While performing the exam, something bites your doctor’s […]
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A man once answered an advertisement in the newspaper which said, “New Porsche — $50.00”
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So a big biker walks into the bar looking for a fight and sees this guy sitting at the bar with a freshly opened bottle in front of him. So the biker walks up and […]
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Wife: ’What are you doing?’ Husband: ’Nothing’. Wife: ’Nothing..? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour!!’
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So today has not been a good day for me. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven’t done since back in the day when I was a bit younger. It turned out to […]
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An old Sailor and an old Marine were sitting at the VFW arguing about who’d had the tougher career. “I did 30 years in the Corps,” the Marine declared proudly, “and fought in three of […]
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Two brothers enlisting in the Army were getting their physicals. During the inspection, the doctor was surprised to discover that both of them possessed incredibly long, over sized penises.
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A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table […]
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There was a young couple living in an old run down house. One day the man gets home from work and his wife says, “Honey, look at the walls. They haven’t been painted as long […]
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Ransom A Yuppie was sent a ransom note saying that he was to bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of the country club at 10 o’clock the next day if he ever wanted to see […]
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Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as “4’s”? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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