Category Archives: Humor
Aerospace Industry
My job is in the Aerospace Industry, and it’s always been a challenge to explain just what kind of work I do.
Continue readingTommy and Math
Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last ditch effort, they took Tommy […]
Continue readingWhat this Retired Man has to Say about Life…
I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped on. I can’t afford one. So, I’m wearing my garage door opener.
Continue readingPhysics
One day our physics professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask “Why do we have to learn this stuff?”
Continue readingTough Exam
An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics.
Continue readingFriendly Dog?
One of our clients brought in his massive Doberman pinscher to be spayed. As a veterinary assistant, I escort the patient into the doctor’s office.
Continue readingJim Davidson – Two Irish Drunks in a Bar
Jim Davidson tells of his Irish Mother and the sayings she used say. Also an hilarious impersonation of Two Drunks in a Bar.
Continue readingPaddy the Mick at the Olympics
An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight,
Continue readingPaddy the Mick #1
An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman were reading a newspaper article about which nationalities’ brains were for sale for transplant purposes.
Continue readingRobin Williams – In Memory
He was one of my greatest comedic inspirations and he left us way too soon.
Continue readingPaddy the Mick joins the Military
A Scotsman, an Englishman, and an Irishman although already in the forces decided they’d join the S.A.S. Upon being called for an interview the recruiting Sergeant explained that in order to be accepted into the […]
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