Category Archives: Humor
Can I blame it on Guinness?
Dublin’s Patrick O’Shea called his lawyer and asked, “Is it true they are suin’ dem der cigarette companies for causin’ people to git cancer?” “Yes, Patrick, sure is true,” responded the lawyer. “And now someone […]
Continue readingThe Leprechaun
An Irishman walks into a bar and asks for two beers. He then pulls a small green-skinned man out of his pocket and puts him on the counter. As he’s drinking one drink and the […]
Continue readingAn Irishman goes into a pub
An Irishman goes into a pub and orders three whiskeys. After he has put them on the bar, the barman says to him “That’s not like you, Paddy, you’re normally a Guinness man!” Paddy replies, […]
Continue readingThe Doctor
An Irishman goes to the doctor, who after examining him says “You have some problems with your heart, but if you take these tablets, I think it will be okay. “So the doctor gives the […]
Continue readingMrs. Murphy
A sobbing Mrs. Murphy approaches Father O’Grady after Mass. He says: “So what’s bothering you?” She replies: “Oh, Father, I’ve terrible news. My husband passed away last night.” The priest says: “Oh, Mary, that’s terrible. […]
Continue readingAn American walks into an Irish pub
An American walks into an Irish pub and says, “I’ll give anyone $100 if they can drink 10 Guinness’s in 10 minutes.” Most people just ignore the absurd bet and go back to their conversations. […]
Continue readingTop Salesman
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a […]
Continue readingTeacher
A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, “None, they all […]
Continue readingGood Manners
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners and asked her students the following question: “Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how […]
Continue readingSeven Cats
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?” Johnny: “Seven.” Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two cats, and another two cats […]
Continue readingOne of life’s little perils
A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work. She was not aware her 9-year-old son was hiding in the closet. When her husband came home unexpectedly, she hid her […]
Continue readingThe difference if you marry a Canadian girl
The first man married a woman from North Carolina. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning.. It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came […]
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