Category Archives: Humor

Poor guy

A young man, walks into a bar and has a seat. From the back of the bar he hears the most annoying, high pitched, women’s voice say, ” we have a customer asshole, get your […]

Burn

This really shy kid that was getting picked on by this mean girl when the teacher tells her, “Be nice to him, he might be your boss someday.” Without missing a beat he replies, “No […]

Dinner Date

A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few paces away noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and […]

The Big Beautiful Ass

There was a poor man, all he had was a donkey. One day he wins the lottery and gets $50,000. Wanting to celebrate, he decides to spend a night in a five star hotel. He […]

Meanwhile up in Alaska

The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of Alaska. He was driving along near a campground when he heard a frantic commotion just at the edge of the […]

Employee Evaluation

Be sure to read through to the bottom… 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without 3 wasting company time talking to […]

Golf Ethics Question

You are playing in your local club tournament tied for the lead after 17 holes. On the 18th hole you hit a 250 ft drive. Your opponent hooks his shot off into the woods. Being […]

Great one liners

Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder… 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can’t. Why is “abbreviation” such […]

Blind checker

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register. There is a Wal-Mart “associate” standing there […]

Morris

Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days […]

Two Alligators

Two alligators are sitting on the edge of a swamp. The small one turns to the big one and says, “I don’t understand how you can be so much bigger than I am. We’re the […]

Ways to Order Pizza by Phone

1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. Use CB lingo where […]

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