Secret to Success?

Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition. The successful one said, “How has everything […]

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Late for Work

Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good […]

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Wisdom of Love

If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was….

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One Liners

The Government wants more money? Why don’t they try selling candy bars like the Boy Scouts do? Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics. In fishing you use a worm, and […]

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Quick Quotes

“Did you all see the guy at Yankee Stadium that jumped from the upper deck into the net that catches the foul balls? He jumped like 50 feet. How can anyone get that drunk off […]

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Late night humor

Late Night Funny #1 A lawmaker in Nevada just introduced a new bill that would provide pets with medical marijuana. Weed for pets. Which raises the question: Is it possible for cats to sleep 25 […]

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Science and Sex

Curious George One day the zookeeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books–the Bible and Darwin’s “The Origin of Species.”

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Two Old Ladies having fun

If this don’t give you a “Depends Moment” get to a doctor in a hurry because you don’t have a pulse.

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If you happen to be a cop

Nine Ways NOT To Start Your Police Report: 1. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times … 2. The names contained in this report have been changed to protect the […]

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A toast to the wife

Paddy Reilly hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of me life between the legs of me wife!” – and he took home the top prize for the best toast of the […]

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Sausage

Murphy and Seamus are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 cents between them. Murphy has an idea, he takes the 50 cents of Seamus, goes to a butcher shop […]

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Short Ireland Jokes

Q: Whats the difference between an Irish wedding, and an Irish funeral? A: There’s one less drunk. Q: How does every Irish joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.

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