Category Archives: Humor
The Lawyer and the Car Accident
A very successful lawyer parked his brand-new Lexus in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck passed too close and completely tore off the […]
Continue readingThe Mule
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be […]
Continue readingTransportation in Heaven
And it came to pass that an angel came up to three newly-dead men and said – “You are all to be allocated a method for transportation around heaven. You will be judged on your […]
Continue readingBetter Living Through Pharmacology
New Drugs on the Market St. Mom’s Wort – Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to six hours. Empty Nestrogen – Highly effective suppository that eliminates melancholy by enhancing […]
Continue readingTips from Employees to Their Managers
Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4pm and then bring it in to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. If its a rush job, run in and interrupt me […]
Continue readingRules Kids Won’t Learn in School
Rule #1. Life is not fair. Get used to it. The average teenager uses the phrase “it’s not fair” 8.6 times a day. You got it from your parents, who said it so often you […]
Continue readingThings that Sound Dirty in Law but Aren’t
10. Have you looked through her briefs? 9. He is one hard judge! 8. Counselor, let’s do it in chambers. 7. Her attorney withdrew at the last minute.
Continue readingWords from Women
I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb…and I also know that I’m not blonde. – Dolly Parton You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, […]
Continue readingThe Heavenly Marriage
There was a young couple, very much in love, who the night before they were to be married, were both tragically killed in an automobile accident. They found themselves at the pearly gates of heaven […]
Continue readingThe Tate Family
You may have heard of the Tate Family. Members of this family attend every group. There is Dic Tate who wants to run everything. Ro Tate tries to change things — whether they need it […]
Continue readingThe Blondes Fight Back
What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch? A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette? Brown-bagging it.
Continue readingSqueezing Lemons
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, […]
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