Category Archives: Humor
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A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said […]
Continue readingGood Night, Good Bye
A father put his three year old daughter to bed, told her a story and listened to her prayers – which she ended by saying “God bless Mommy, God bless Daddy, God bless Grandma, and […]
Continue readingThings to Say When Caught Sleeping at Work
“They told me at the blood bank this might happen.” – “This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to.”
Continue readingWhat I do for a living
Amateur comedian and webmaster by night but during the daytime I do tech support. Yes that is right, technical support and that can pose its own set of unique challenges especially when there is a […]
Continue readingThe Balloonist
A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below. He lowers the balloon further and shouts: “Excuse me, can you tell […]
Continue readingSauerkraut
A doctor started an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large amount on money and asked […]
Continue readingPentagon Incentive
The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a […]
Continue readingMore How to Mess Up a Job Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of […]
Continue readingHow to Mess Up a Job Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of […]
Continue readingWeddings
Being Irish, it is a natural that funerals are considered to be joyous event whilst weddings are to be avoided (especially ones own for as long as possible). Given that however I had the pleasure […]
Continue readingThe joys of working in tech support
A LowEnd* user walks into a bar and asks for a drink. While the bartender pours the drink, the user opens 8 tickets.
Continue readingTexas Chili Cookoff
Warning – If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you […]
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