Category Archives: Humor

A stupid, good ‘ol Texan boy on a flight

flags down a steward and says, “Captain, I want a drink but I don’t see any of those sexy little stewardesses around”. The steward answers, “Actually I’m not the captain. This airline is proud to […]

So this Irishman walks up my driveway

Says, “I’m here to apply for the handyman job” I says can you do plumbing? ‘NO’, he says. I says, can you do electrical? ‘NO’, he says. I says, can you drywall? ‘NO’, he says. […]

The Irish

Two Irishmen were digging a ditch directly across from a brothel. Suddenly, they saw a rabbi walk up to the front door, glance around and duck inside. “Ah, will you look at that?” one ditch […]

Viagra

A woman asks her husband, ‘Would you like some bacon and eggs, a slice of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?’ He declines. ‘Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this […]

Man goes to dentist with a horrible toothache

The dentist says “yep, that’s the worst cavity I’ve seen in some time. That tooth definitely has to come out. But don’t worry, a little gas and you won’t feel a thing. Can’t do that […]

Chocolate

A Norwegian and a German entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, the German stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, the German said to the Norwegian, “Man I’m the best […]

Won a bass boat

A good old Alabama boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, “What you gonna do with that. There ain’t no water […]

Things you wish you could say at work

I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce. How about never? Is never good for you? I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter. I’m not being rude, […]

THE SMARTER SEX

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their […]

A man walked into a bar ..

A man walked into a bar, sat down, and ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, “Nice tie.” Looking around, he noticed that the bar was empty, except […]

Signs it’s your last day at work

You hand a bank teller an envelope, and when she asks, “What’s this?” you realize you just dropped the company’s deposit in a mailbox and gave her your mail. As a woman comes into the […]

Washington state attorney season and bag limits 1300.01 GENERAL 1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys. 2. Taking of attorneys with traps or deadfalls is permitted. The use of […]

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