Author Archive: The Portly Irishman
How to Mess Up a Job Interview
We’ve all been interviewed for jobs. And, we’ve all spent most of those interviews thinking about what not to do. Don’t bite your nails. Don’t fidget. Don’t interrupt. Don’t belch. If we did any of […]
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Being Irish, it is a natural that funerals are considered to be joyous event whilst weddings are to be avoided (especially ones own for as long as possible). Given that however I had the pleasure […]
Continue readingThe joys of working in tech support
A LowEnd* user walks into a bar and asks for a drink. While the bartender pours the drink, the user opens 8 tickets.
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Warning – If you can read this whole story without laughing out loud, then there’s no hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If you […]
Continue readingSecret to Success?
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now was very successful. The other had not attended college and never had much ambition. The successful one said, “How has everything […]
Continue readingLate for Work
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. “What’s the story this time, Jones?” he asked sarcastically. “Let’s hear a good […]
Continue readingWisdom of Love
If you love somebody, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was….
Continue readingOne Liners
The Government wants more money? Why don’t they try selling candy bars like the Boy Scouts do? Many people will spend the summer occupied with fishing and politics. In fishing you use a worm, and […]
Continue readingQuick Quotes
“Did you all see the guy at Yankee Stadium that jumped from the upper deck into the net that catches the foul balls? He jumped like 50 feet. How can anyone get that drunk off […]
Continue readingLate night humor
Late Night Funny #1 A lawmaker in Nevada just introduced a new bill that would provide pets with medical marijuana. Weed for pets. Which raises the question: Is it possible for cats to sleep 25 […]
Continue readingScience and Sex
Curious George One day the zookeeper noticed that the monkey was reading two books–the Bible and Darwin’s “The Origin of Species.”
Continue readingTwo Old Ladies having fun
If this don’t give you a “Depends Moment” get to a doctor in a hurry because you don’t have a pulse.
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