Author Archive: The Portly Irishman
The Intelligent Blonde
An intelligent blonde was opening her morning paper, when she noticed a page filled from top to bottom with blonde jokes. Needless to say, this put her in a very bad mood, which continued as […]
Continue readingThe Best Gunfighter
Morris, as a young man in the Old West, wanted to be the best gunfighter alive. One night as he was sitting in a saloon, he spotted an old man who had the reputation of […]
Continue readingThe Images of Mother
4 YEARS OF AGE My Mommy can do anything! 8 YEARS OF AGE My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot! 12 YEARS OF AGE My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything. 14 YEARS OF […]
Continue readingThe Deep Hole
These two guys out hunting find a hole in the woods that’s about three feet across, but it’s so deep that when they drop a rock, they hear no sound. So they drop a bigger […]
Continue readingAlways Wear Your Seat Belt
This old rancher in Montana hates wearing a seat belt, but one day he’s driving on the highway with his wife and sees a state patrol car behind him. He says to his wife, “Quick, […]
Continue readingNot Much of A Man
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s […]
Continue readingWorld’s Thinnest Books
America’s Most Popular Lawyers Dr. Kevorkian’s Collection of Motivational Speeches How to Get to The Super Bowl – by Dan Marino Things I Can’t Afford – by Bill Gates My Plan to Find the Real […]
Continue readingClassic Quips From Late Night
“The head of the Fraternal Order of Police said it took Patrick Kennedy 19 hours to come up with an official explanation. Which may sound bad, but it still beats his dad’s record by two […]
Continue readingBaked Beans Lover
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met […]
Continue reading10 Jokes About Doctor Visits (Compilation) – OldJewsTellingJokes
Get enough old Jews together and they’ll no doubt joke about their visits to the doctor. We picked the best ones, so turn up your hearing aid and have a listen! Need I say more?
Continue readingThe Rumjacks – An Irish Pub Song
A nice little tune I stumbled across this afternoon. Enjoy
Continue readingI survived Christmas again!
Through the years it has become so easy to get insanely stressed out during the Christmas season, so many of us without realizing can place many unrealistic expectations on ourselves and others. All the while […]
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