Category Archives: Humor
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie stood up and walked to the podium.
Continue readingJust along for the ride
“Come with us in the raft Whiskers.” they said. “It’ll be a lot of fun.” they said.
Continue readingTexas Chili Cook Off
Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at […]
Continue readingDippy Blonde Driver’s Test
Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.
Continue readingGone to the dogs
The doggies had a meeting, they came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car.
Continue readingSend the Money
A man once answered an advertisement in the newspaper which said, “New Porsche — $50.00”
Continue readingSo how is your day?
So a big biker walks into the bar looking for a fight and sees this guy sitting at the bar with a freshly opened bottle in front of him. So the biker walks up and […]
Continue readingMarital Humor
Wife: ’What are you doing?’ Husband: ’Nothing’. Wife: ’Nothing..? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for over an hour!!’
Continue readingWell, I’m in the HOSPITAL right now
So today has not been a good day for me. I decided to go horseback riding, something I haven’t done since back in the day when I was a bit younger. It turned out to […]
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