Author Archive: The Portly Irishman

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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie stood up and walked to the podium.

Please Kevin, don’t do it

We have already lost Hope, Cash and Jobs

Where babies come from

Here Virginia take a look at where babies come from

Just along for the ride

“Come with us in the raft Whiskers.” they said. “It’ll be a lot of fun.” they said.

Notes from an inexperienced Chili taster named Frank, who was visiting Texas from the East Coast: Recently I was honored to be selected as an outstanding famous celebrity in Texas, to be a judge at […]

Mike’s Grandmother

Mike’s grandmother thought she’d grown a set of testicles when she got up this morning.

Dippy Blonde Driver’s Test

Jim’s wife slammed the front door and slumped on the sofa. “How did your driving test go?”, he asked.

Ditzy Blonde

One day, a blonde’s neighbor goes over to her house, sees the blonde crying, and asks her what happened. The blonde said that her mother had passed away.

Gone to the dogs

The doggies had a meeting, they came from near and far, some of them by aeroplane and some by motor car.

The Nurse

Nurses aren’t supposed to laugh… “Of course I won’t laugh,” said the nurse. “I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient.”

A Date With a Ditzy Blonde

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at “Lovers’ Lane” where they were making out.The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get […]

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