Category Archives: Humor
Cop on a Motorcycle
A motorcycle cop stops a driver for running a red light. The driver is a real jerk, steps out of his car and comes striding toward the officer, demanding to know why he is being […]
Continue reading21 Fun Things to Do In The Public Bathroom
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, “May I borrow a highlighter?” 2. Say “Uh oh, I knew I shouldn’t put my lips on that.” 3. Cheer and clap […]
Continue readingThe Power of Suggestion
A local preacher was dissatisfied with the small amount in the collection plates each Sunday. Someone suggested to him that perhaps he might be able to hypnotize the congregation into giving more. “And just how […]
Continue readingNew golf shoes
Bert, at 85 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes like Freddie Couples, so, seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them. He was so delighted with his purchase, […]
Continue readingA sexually active woman
A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a […]
Continue readingTwo men from
Two men from New York were discussing politics and things… one say’s to the other,”Well now that we’re getting friendly with China, what’d’ya think? Do you like Buddha?” The second man says, ” What?” “Do […]
Continue readingPickled Eggs and Beer – the danger that lies within
As I hearken back to my youth growing up in New Hampshire, I recall this one particular rather cold February morning of sub-zero temperatures and sharing a room with my older brother. Now said older […]
Continue readingMedical Exam
This guy wasn’t able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor started a thorough examination, but finally found nothing wrong with the man. When the examination was […]
Continue readingMy morning commute
My morning commute was hectic today.. I skipped over a cat toy and almost spilled my coffee. I made it to the couch safely though. I love my days off…
Continue readingDoctor
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, “And you are no good in bed either,” and storms out of the house. […]
Continue readingConfession
A guy goes into the confessional booth after years being away from the Church. He pulls aside the curtain, enters and sits himself down. There’s a fully equipped bar with crystal glasses, the best vestry […]
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